killeroforce (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

HAHAHHAHA, omg The Onion never fails to make me laugh.

Flawl3ssAble (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

2:09 New penis enlargement pills works by making all non-penis body parts smaller made my day

cedownsu123 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

americans make me laugh

alphon5e (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

"Brilliant serial killer continues to evade police by not blogging about his murders"

StopTheMusicThen (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The title is awkward somehow.. Maybe recalled should have been written last?

PeterPutz82 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

ROFL, the funny thing is how many dumb americans will believe this video is legit!

8djam (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

americans and guns complete psychos!

AlexanderMahan (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

A triumphant day for victims everywhere..lol

finka123456 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@ltp678 i totally support handguns....but assult weapons seem like they could only help someone mow down a bunch of people

ltp678 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@cmasterchief Taking away most peoples guns merely sets people back to other weapons. Its still very easy to kill a person with a knife or something else, especially if its a 240 lb criminal against a 120 lb woman. She has no chance. I would say people were quite proficent with weapons before self loading firearms were invented,wouldnt you? People still widely use non-firearm weapons today with ease. And the police are a joke, more like a cleanup crew since they come AFTER a crime is committed.