McDonald's: The Rap
The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site.Sittin' on the couch with the morning postWith a cold cup of coffee and some boring toastThinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always funWhat you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's runSo we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friendYo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floorSpeed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34Going drive-thru style, man it's fast expressYou can call it trans fat, I call it happinessRoll up to the teller fella with a minute to spareFrenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, sonA McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunkThen a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...All's I know is hit them things with Aunt JemimahHow 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavorNo drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagelDon't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spendAnd I want them eggs poached like an elephantFrenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riotCuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"Check his shirt tag, and I catch the nameBrian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartameSittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour laterPickin' at a pouch of some Now n' LatersHardly starving, man, but I find a hunchStart the car up fast because it's time for lunchIt just takes two bucks and I get what I needTwo beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of itBut how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you shouldIt's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is goodJust don't get a large #2, I plead with you friendCuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it againEnter the store, first you holla, then youPick a couple items off the dollar menuFour hot McNuggets, dessert with custardMix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettucePaying ain't a pain, they take cash or creditWant a water? You can pay up there for springOr get the free Grimace cup--how embarassingThey say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toyNow I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rantIt's made of shamrocks--now that's a plantPeople say it's bad, but I don't believe themMcDonald's is peace--just ask Tom FriedmanMomma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray KrocThanks to dubzattic for the beat!
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: GoRemy
Length: 02:49
Rating: 4.6375017
Views: 23535548
Tags: goremy go remy mcdonald's mcdonalds rap habib big mac coke fast food thomas friedman super size wheeling virginia
Video Comments
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GodLike10176 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
this is what starts wars, hates, if u hate fuc off, dont mind the rap, just dont tell the guy thats happy with his rap it sucks and u suck, haters will hate, u cant change that but dont spread ur feelings.
pyeqknk (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
tvdwpwdrccnygsd - I am an artist that is totally into making my own music. I produce my own beats, and I sing and everything. And in my spare time, I like dancing to songs like this one, and making money! See how I made $200 today! - IN 2012 I CHOOSE? THE HEALTHY ROUTE. FUCK MCDONALD'S. I CHOOSE TO LIVESTRONG.
ajhrockerboy6 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
IN 2012 I CHOOSE THE HEALTHY ROUTE. FUCK MCDONALD'S. I CHOOSE TO LIVESTRONG.
bridyfoxy (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
In 2012 :D
AngelinaBina1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I did not like that -_-
DrrakenRo (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Best:X
jamesmcashan1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
dominant McDonald's burger group has made about 700 billion dollars since 1940 by tax reports, but it is more, because old reports are not increased for devaluation or gains. in 1940 some USA houses sold for 5,000$ that now sell for 100,000$. when we workers were forced to eat at "Welfare Burger", owners, stockholders, and partners used our food money to buy land, and to continue a collossal religious prison empire. US ham buggerers alone have taken trillions. - james mcashan for the US Senate
MsKahla (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
According to the latest statistics, 60 percent of adults and 13 percent of children are overweight. 300,000 deaths each year have been linked to obesity. It seems that people have lost their self-control. Why go medium-sized when for a few cents more you can go "Super-Size". Or go "Biggie." Or "Go Large." ...go enjoy your bk's and mikey d's fatties ;) death is wating for you.
Arielce9 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The simple joy to be FAT!!! o.O
DatFreestyle (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
McDonalds... psh.. Skrew McDonald's check out. McWeenies First KissDo t forget to subscribe and comment suggestions for McWeenies next video! |
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